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Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*
by jbongo September 12, 2025
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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022
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colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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Bagel rat

A act of ejaculating with a bagel to act as a pocket pussy and rats to clean up.
by TheoneandonlysirCharlie May 16, 2022
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Jersey Bagel

When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.
by Muls May 30, 2021
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Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.
Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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Saggy bagel

A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel

I don't care, you're a loser -___-
by Bigbootybuttcheeks January 17, 2011
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