take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.

A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.

by tiffany October 15, 2004

take a number

Not only should you get in line, but the line is long.

I asked that pretty girl if we could have coffee sometime and she just rolled her eyes and said "take a number".

by Think October 12, 2004

Taking it down

Going to bed

"You tired?" "Yeah babe I'm taking it down"

by Colecoleworld January 1, 2017

take a squirt

runny feces, diarrhea (shit)

Hey man, pull over somewhere.. I gotta take a squirt.

by slim playboy May 14, 2020

take shots

To point out one's faults (appearance, finances, etc) in a challenging manner.

Person 1: It's cool if you don't wanna have a rap battle, prolly need some time to fix that Batman symbol on your forehead.

Person 2: Oh shit, he tryna take shots!

by A Peruvian dragon June 2, 2016

take it to the face

The thing you should not say to your dear friend's boss at a holiday fundraiser.

"Tyler likes to take it to the face, if you know what I mean." *wink*

by Jesie January 2, 2008

take a trump

To tell it like it is when idiots want to silence dissent

To take a Trump:

Trump: America needs sensible immigration laws

Leftist Speech Police: OMG, I just can't even , wow just wow - You're literally Hitler, you fascist, sexist, racist, homophobic, baby eating, Mexican burying, nazi KKK, turtle raping, puppy burning bigot. Everything you say is evil and you're supporters by way of my internal dichotomy are therefore guilty of all the aforementioned hyperbolic drama we accuse Trump of.

Trump Supporter: I don't think that's a fair and accurate statement

Leftist Speech Police: You deserve to die

CNN: This just in, Trump eats babies while Hillary save orphans from cancer.

by Rogerdodgerer September 30, 2016