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Bitches don't play

A phrase used by the 2x4 interns to fill an awkward silence. It is also used as a means to respond to a story when nothing else can be said.
Matt: "What if we just had Jesus telling you to go to Firestone, that would killer right?"

Van: "Bitches don't play."

Matt: "They really don't!"
by Furmie October 7, 2008
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don't pull a bryan

To act in a manner which is sissy.
by Victory Shall Be Mine February 13, 2007
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don't panic

there are really two definitions.

1. Catch-phrase from Douglas Adam's book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Deceptively simple to understand, and yet this simple advice really can improve the quality of your life if you choose to follow it.

2. First song on Coldplay's debut album, "Parachutes," and also the first song on the "Garden City" Soundtrack. A short but very nice song. When you hear the song, and then read the book it becomes that much better.
"In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the 'Hitchiker's guide' has already supplanted the great 'Encyclopedia Galactica' as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words 'DON'T PANIC' inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover."


"Bones sinking like stones,
All that we fought for,
Homes, places we've grown,
All of us are done for

we live in a beautiful world,
Yeah we do, yeah we do,
We live in a beautiful world"
by soontobepresjoe April 24, 2006
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don't poke the bear

A phrase uttered to ward off people who are needlessly angering, upseting, or annoying you... sometimes even going out of the way to do so. A different way to warn people that they're on thin ice, or that a joke is going too far.
John, eating pancakes: Ughh, these are terrible...

Macy: I'm sorry I tried not to burn them this time...

John, laughing: The syrup isn't even seeping in!

Macy: Hey, you never cook so don't complain!

John, still giggling, takes another bite and makes a gagging sound

Macy: Hey, don't poke the bear!
by bahalaugh January 24, 2011
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T-Pose

A position in which you put both arms out on each side to form a T.
"Hey Dylan T-Pose with me? REEEEEE"
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T-Painify

Kanye T-Painified the song "Put On" when he sang his verse in Auto Tune.
I love in when artists T-Painify their voice sometimes.
by mippey5 October 21, 2008
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t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.
Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.
by Challenge December 13, 2009
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