sunday market excuse

A lame excuse to get out of a meaningful event, usually caused by years of spousal control.

Sorry can't make it this Sunday lads, need to get supplies from the market. I know, standard sunday market excuse.

by jimbob77 January 8, 2019

Sunday Morning Special

The act of forcibly jamming your tallywacker balls-deep into a muffin at a church bake sale. Preferably chocolate, but blueberry will do in a pinch.

Friend 1: Yo why are these muffins so salty?
Friend 2: Just wrapped up a Sunday Morning Special. How's it taste?
Friend 1: I'm cutting your brakes tomorrow.

by smiteMeSkyDaddy August 25, 2020

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012

Dirty Sunday

The second Sunday in October- a rastafarian holiday of debauchery

We will be in Portland for dirty sunday

by fidgety2 October 14, 2016

Meme Sundae

Meme Sundae is ice cream with perfect memes and busted nuts all over.

Andrew, "I'm gonna bust exxxtra nuts on my Meme Sundae."
Lucy, "Exxxtra Nuts on my Meme Sundae."

by Fire Donut May 7, 2017

alabama sunday

A game where rocks, sticks, beer bottles and other trash is thrown at the bloated carcasses of roadkill. The person who bursts the corpse wins.

Geoff: Me and Ryan were bored to hell on base yesterday but there was a dead rabbit on the road so we had a good old Alabama Sunday.

Ryan: I won but it splashed on me.

by HarveyJewstein November 14, 2017

Plymouth Sundance

A crappy car made by Chrysler's now-defunct Plymouth division from 1987 to 1994.

Her old Plymouth Sundance is a pile of crap.

by Nyletak2K7 December 12, 2008