Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Step Brother Nachos

When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.

James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

step mom

A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.

She is the worlds greatest Step mom.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha April 13, 2006

Red-headed stepchild

Term from rural America describing person who is socially outcast and easily picked on. Usually meeting the business end of a fist, boot, broomstick, bat, broken bottle, and/or foreign objects of injurious force. Often at the end of the tag line, "I'll beat you like a..."

"Hey you boy, yeah you. We don't take kindly to new folk lookin' funny like that. You best be leavin' or I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild"

by Bloody Abo September 5, 2006

Streppel

The word Streppel means a person of intelligence and power. The word originated from asia and migrated to become popular in the neitherlands.

He is a Streppel alright.

by William MGee February 5, 2013

step-lapse

A type of memory loss that occurs after a few short steps are taken.

I had gotten up to grab something, but on my way, I encountered step-lapse.

by Mel-bell February 23, 2009

stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you would hate your stepdad

"Dude, I got stepdad issues with the media." "Yeah I hate it too"

by YoureDumbCantYouSee August 6, 2015