super straight

used by secret gay men who want to seem straight.

y/n:”what’s your sexuality”
twink:”super straight”
y/n: “ohhh so you want me to fuck you on he floor while your begging for your life”

by yourfavoritetwink July 13, 2021

super straight

a stupid "sexuality" (not really one) made up by idiot transphobes who can't STAND the idea of dating a trans person. also called: stupidity, idiot mentality, transphobia

transphobe: i'm super straight! do u accept me?

a logical and normal person: no.

by gaysuperphobicboi69 March 22, 2021

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010

super straight

an excuse to be openly transphobic

a: i’m super straight will you accept me
b: fuck no miss me with that transphobic shit
*b beats the shit out of a*

by milkii_tea April 7, 2021

super straight

this is a sexuality that represents men with rarely small penises it also indicates that they have a piss kink

man 1: ‘my friend joe is super straight’
man 2: ‘ok’

by slut4evanpeters March 13, 2021

Scared Straight

1. Experiences of a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer (LGBTQ) person "scared" into acting "straight" = scared straight, for a good lot of their life for fear of harassment, bullying, persecution & bullying.

2. A prison documentary about juvenile delinquents that are brought into prison for a whole day & get yelled at by convicts who know first hand what hard life is like in prison with the hopes of derailing their destructive path towards the prison industrial machine.

1. I was afraid of being harassed by those bullies that I was scared straight into hoping they will ignore me.

2. Go see Scared Straight.

by QUEERTY November 9, 2010

Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows

dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows

by vthc November 1, 2008