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Stole Tesla

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!
Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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Stolen

You know what stealing is Meg. You know what lies are Meg.
Hym "And you know it was stolen because you would be unhappy with the outcome if I was paid for it."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
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soolmaxxing

for someone to keep jerking off right after ejaculating going for another one. could go on till they’ve completely hollowed out their nuts (sool -> soul in Japanese so basically their nuts are as hollow as a ghost/soul)
fuck I’ve been soolmaxxing for too long
by soolthedivine March 24, 2025
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Stolen load

When you are about to nut and someone runs in and steals it.
Damn boys I was just about to cum and my girl Becky’s brother Kevin ran in the bedroom and grabbed himself a stolen load.
by ChrisB2004 March 29, 2025
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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...
Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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Tide Spool

A name given to the resulting "pool" of semen which collects in the belly button of a woman after a man pulls out and ejaculates onto her stomach.
Last night when I spurted all over Stephanie's belly, you could have done a backflip into the tide spool I left on her.
by el reverendo November 4, 2012
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