Stempniak'd

A literal explanation of the act of passing a particularily raunchy fart into the atmosphere. Named after a particularily bad Toronto Maple Leaf trade for Lee Stempniak which saw Alexander Steen and Carlo Colaiacovo leave Toronto, in an effort to pick up the goal scorer. Stempniak did nothing all season, while the two traded players flourished.

The Leafs really Stempniak'd themselves!

Man lifts his leg, lets go a raunchy sounding fart and exclames "I just Stempniak'd"

Can also be used to describe ones piece of work.

"That deck looks like someone Stempniak'd on it"

by Swinger525 May 27, 2009

Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.

Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.

by Crapmigs January 14, 2011

food stamps

the little stamps u use to get food yo broke-ass sonfoabitch

my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!

by thebestguyonearth August 5, 2003

Tramp Stamp

A lower back tattoo on any female.

Yo, when she bent over you could totally see her tramp stamp!

by G-Mo March 14, 2005

STAMP

To confirm an idea or plan aggressively, loudly, and/or abruptly. Such as to stamp a document for approval.

Dude 1: "I'm goin to a party tonight. Do you want to come?"
Dude 2: "STAMP!!"

by BIG D 4011 December 17, 2010

Christian tramp stamp

This is a form of lower back tattoo increasingly adopted by professed Christian young women in some urban areas as a means of displaying their religious faith and commitment. Specifically, the Cross, the Rock of Ages, the Holy Bible, and the "WWJD" acronym have become more prevalent as a substitution for the usual "ass antlers" or flowers. This type of tattoo, erstwise identified with girls or women of loose morals, has become increasingly chosen as an alternative religious statement by Godly Christian women as a visible religious statement. Obviously, the wearer must be moderate in her choice of swimwear, not erring by choosing too-brief bikinis (but the 1960's style swimsuits are generally regarded as acceptable) or jeans that ride too low.

We must applaud the sincerity and religious fervor of these women who have chosen Christian tramp stamps to convey the Good News.

by Chili Dog Echo January 9, 2009

mushroom stamp

when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

by Dakota w. June 26, 2008