Smurfed

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfing

Social Media surfing. What happens when you start following random interesting topics and links on friends' posts in social media profiles (e.g. Twitter).

I just went in to check my FB messages and ended up smurfing for an hour looking at the drunk-ass party pics my bro posted.

by fandongle September 16, 2009

smurf

To use a pool cue to mark the face of your opponent with blue cue chalk

I chalked the cue hardcore and then smurfed that ass right on the nose.

by legalese May 13, 2005

smurf

italiano

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Smurf

to "whip" someone on the ass with you finger-tips in a wrist-flicking action that can be quite painfull if doen correctly.

<smufs>
"Ow you smurfed me ya douchebag! What was that for?"

by Herowyn Beck December 25, 2004

Smurf

a slang term used in miami florida that can mean anything often used as a noun originally derived from a cartoon with weird blue men,the word was made by three friends now known as the foundation

Joe:''Dude i smurfed smurfette all over her smurfing face smurf''!
Phil:''No Smurfin way''!

by The Smurf King October 17, 2008

SmurfFlipper

An immature and unstable man who lives in a fantasy world where he is "top dog". Also referred to as lulu.

You will not believe what a smurfFlipper/lulu I had to deal with in gen chat today.

by Crotchedyman45 May 15, 2016