spreadin'

Chillin' out so hard you're basically spreadin' all over the place.

- Hey, wat'cha doin'?

- Nothin'. Just spreadin'.

by martinspreads April 11, 2010

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.

I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.

by Dogs anal July 1, 2017

Screamers

A sudden jumpscare that features a loud scream and a scary image. Usually found in youtube videos and flash games. They are ment to prank the person by starting off the video or game really quiet forcing the player to turn up the volume. then a really loud scream plays to startle the player.
Examples of screamers include:
A commericial where a car drives down a road with soothing music playing, then a zombie pops up and screams loudly.
A maze flash game where the player has to move his mouse through a small pathway. Once the player is closed to the end, a scream is played.

Matthew: Oh man, I played the maze game yesterday and was terrified of the screamer.
Adam: Same man. I had nightmares for a week. Screamers suck!

by Iceman356 October 9, 2019

Spreading

When you take some money and spread it out with both of yours hands. Your thumbs should be in the back while the rest are in the front and you just basically spread it out. (Ik this definition is trash but I tried)

Florida boys do it the best

Ayy look at jitt spreading his money

by Ibeendat December 27, 2019

scream helplessly at the sky

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

Spreader

A person who wantonly and proudly ignores expert advice, and behaves in a way that is fundamentally selfish, ignorant, and dangerous to society.

Pertains to the coronavirus pandemic.

Spreaders caused many deaths during the coronavirus pandemic. Selfish spreader fucks!

People who carry the Gadsden flag and say things like “the biased liberal media” tend to be spreader fucks, and are responsible for the deaths of thousands.

by Pqh2020 April 22, 2020