Little Spoon Syndrome 

Little Spoon Syndrome, or LSS for short, occurs when a couple is spooning. The man naturally finds himself often being the little spoon while his girlfriend takes the role of the big spoon. This role reversal is rare, but does occur, usually with men who a big and tall, but still have an emotional side. Although at times emasculating, it is often quite comforting.

John: Hey Ryan, it looks like that guy over there has some serious LSS
Ryan: Do you mean Little Spoon Syndrome? Yeah, that guy definitely has LSS.
Ryan: GET SOME!

Little Spoon Syndrome by CowsOnCows August 21, 2013

Lick the spoon 

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

Lick the spoon by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

meat spoon 

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

meat spoon by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008

swenson spoon 

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

swenson spoon by ckennedy August 2, 2008

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome 

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome by JaredKere June 18, 2009

tactical spoon 

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

tactical spoon by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

the spoon treatment 

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

the spoon treatment by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006