Lick the spoon

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008

swenson spoon

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

by ckennedy August 2, 2008

Unlucky Spoon Syndrome

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

by JaredKere June 18, 2009

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA

bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by someone else thats not u April 19, 2021