spidazzled

Under the influence of crystal meth or crack/cocaine.

Damn that was some good shit, I'm all spidazzled.

by L-EX July 12, 2006

Spider Panther

A mercenary female who targets and tries to seduce men who can help her career, regardless of whether they are attached or not. Often pretends to be 'one of the boys', e.g. drinks pints, claims to like extreme sports, etc.,

Predatory like a panther, she spins a web of suitable lies to catch them, bleeds them dry of information and contacts, then devours them like a Black Widow spider.

Will most likely pick an older man who will be flattered and easily fooled. Like a panther but more calculating, creepy and scary like a spider.

1. That wannabe actress was all over that movie star right in front of his wife, what a spider panther!

2. The girl's a total spider panther, hanging around bars where celebrities hang out in the hope of snaring one stupid enough to help her get a break in showbiz.

by Zarachnophobe July 8, 2011

Spiderman Bitch

A Spiderman Bitch is when you are doing your partner doggystyle and you are about to climax you pull out ejaculate in your hand while telling your partner "Damn baby I feel like a super hero can you guess which one"as she turns to look at you in confusion you fling your ejaculated baby making juice in her face "making it look like the webbing from spiderman" while yelling Spiderman Bitch.

I blew my wad into my hand and used it as my webbing to shoot in my girls face whlie I yelled Spiderman Bitch while roleplaying in the bedroom.

by Salty Dub April 13, 2016

spider

a person could get called a spider if there are a fake friend that will bite u basically they will stab u in the back could attack u watch ur back around people like that

spider a animal

by hotman876 October 3, 2017

Spidget Finner

A spidget finner is a joke. It is a fidget spinner but it was originally created when a company didn't want to get sued.

"I love my spidget finner"

by Pasta is my champ January 13, 2018

spiderman picture

When you self time a camera and just let it roll while you do thing(it is what Spider-Man essentially does when he needs pictures for the Daily Bugle, his thing would be fighting villains)

Dude, those spiderman pictures you took were so blurry, I couldn't see a thing.

by Matthew Gyllenhaal October 24, 2019

Spider

Australia.

Where do Spiders come from? They're located in Australia.

by CaptainTay August 26, 2021