Dirty Sanchez

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.

I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.

by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

Sanchezed

Being fired for being a complete idiot in public.

Hey, did you hear Rick Sanchez got fired from CNN?

Yeah, he totally got Sanchezed.

by SanchezedByCNN October 2, 2010

Sancer

A female who, "sex dances." This is the act of coming as close as you can to fucking on the dance floor while avoiding any actual contact.

This is usually followed by said girl either hooking up with her dance partner or getting ironically offended by a male dance partner's boner poking her in the back.

Girl 1: Jane is normally kind of a prude but when she gets on the dance floor she's kind of a whore.

Girl 2: Ya, she is definitely a sancer.

by LaurenBW December 8, 2011

Sanchez

Someone with a small dong, expecaly if their name starts with A

Yooooooo E is a sanchez

by Countersage May 19, 2018

El Sanchez

After doing a chick in the ass, you pull out blow your load on her back then write your name in poo smear on her back.

Ya man, I totally turned that chick over and El Sanchezed her!

by Indabuttnobaby August 1, 2011

Vix Sanchez

when you put some vix on your finger and rub it across your upper lip.

Person A: I can't sleep, my nose is so congested.
Person B: Grab some vix, it should help.
Person A: i didn't even think of that, i'm going to give myself a vix sanchez and try catch a few more Z's.

by HelzAngel September 10, 2011

Spanch

Spicy Ranch

This chicken sandwich would taste so good with some spanch!

by Gigidy Gigidy Spanch June 7, 2011