slow donny

Someone who is severely lacking in the pace department.

Why is Joel GC up top, he’s such slow donny.

by HugeWill May 21, 2021

Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 29, 2022

Slow Tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

while dave and sarah are going at it, sarah started to crawl away giving dave a slow tow

by Shinigami268 July 28, 2010

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.

-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow

by caridad b November 10, 2018

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011