Sloppy Lobster

Eating out a girl with melted butter wearing a bib with a smiling lobster on it.

Dude good thing I bought a new bib yesterday because I gave my girl a sloppy lobster last night and it was messy!!

by funtimes358 October 3, 2010

Sloppy

Someone, usually a girl, who gets so drunk and can't hold their alcohol. Usually ends up with drunk tweets and facebook statuses.

Yo, did you see that chick's facebook status from last night?

Yeah man, she so sloppy!

by sloppypoppy August 7, 2011

sloppy

The act of putting saliva on one's penis before masturbating.

This can be in the form of directly spitting upon one's genitalia or somehow placing saliva upon your hand. The saliva can belong to anyone. Those who sloppy are known to scream/shout "Sloppy!!" upon reaching climax and are called 'Sloppyheads', 'Sloppers' and 'Slopdogs' amongst other names.

That was one hell of a sloppy! ! !

by Slopdog1 March 18, 2010

sloppy mop

To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.

She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.

by Beckman March 12, 2004

Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

sloppy joe

When your homie eats your ass *unwiped* after taking a shit

"Dude, Colin gave me a moist sloppy joe this morning"

by rat handler November 2, 2020

Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

by Jymbob December 3, 2005