Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

sapplesauce

1) A ground up sapple who is commonly used as aphrodisiac for elephantitis victims.

2) Also used descriptively as disgusting vomit, an ugly chick, or a massive dump.

1) "Shall we order some more sapplesauce?"

2) "That biatch is sapplesauce."
"I look like sapplesauce."
"You smell like sapplesauce."

by Luis R. December 13, 2006

Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.

Last night we got so shapped

by Bryan12345 May 9, 2014

Slappy Hump

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

Slapping the Cactus

(v). to slap the cactus, to be slapping the cactus, to have slapped the cactus.

A phrase used upon the realization that you are (or even within the act of) doing something worthy of a *facepalm* only it is worse. It is also the more exciting substitute for calling someone dumb, or stupid.

"Sarah was definitely slapped the cactus last night - she turned the stove on, forgot that she had, and proceeded to set her laundry down - thankfully she only singed her eyebrows when she tried to put the fire out with the contents of a suspicious water bottle that turned out to be full of vodka"

Sam: "Come on man, you HAVE to admit, Shelby is pretty hott"
Tim: "Dude, stop slapping the cactus - she looks like a mule"

by Sienna Shay October 3, 2010

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

southside slapper

the act of slapping ones testicles after a woman has finished sucking your ball sack!

"mmmmm... yo' mammy gave me a southside slapper before i pulled her hair and donkey punched her! Bitch fell asleep reeaaal quick."

by Merve Engle May 26, 2007