Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).

Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!

by wetspot September 4, 2006

steamer trunk

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.

...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio

by nezwick May 27, 2006

anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004

Steamboat Hot Dog

The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.

Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!

by the maldo December 30, 2009

Steamed Veggie

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)

The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."

by the orderly April 8, 2010

steamfish

When someone is a batiman!

Mans likes some steamfish eh?
Hey Damian, you like a little steam in ya fish eh?

by Steamfish October 11, 2018