sad sack sadist

A man who serial kills, rapes or wife beats, tortures, humiliates women because he's sad that he is a man and envies women.

Ted bundy is a sad sack sadist but wants us to think he's mad at his ex dumping him. Ann Rule was a friend of his and wrote a book about him inviting all his friends to meet him at a gay bar. Too bad he can't just meet a nice guy instead of being such a SAD SACK SADIST.

by treading water January 6, 2013

Kack Sack

a strange bag one might carry just for the excuse to carry a strange bag. The bag is most likely both uncomfortable to carry but also nearly impossible to use as a bag (cannot hold useful items). And holy shit what is this? The FaceBook feed seems to be updating talking about Porn! and terrorists? What is this crud crumpet? I shall not accept this random posting of strange words by freshmen (for who else actually visits this page).

Do you under stand the stupid bag word? I just wrote this so I could say Kack Sack in real life, and cry in front of my three friends, so fuck life, fuck me (please don't), and fuck tennis.

I but some bull shit in my Uber Fashionable Kack Sack just so I could justify carrying this stupid bag.

by Feleckitet May 27, 2014

smooth sack

Shaved testicles. Periphery's singer claims you can't regret this life-style transition.

"Once you go smooth sack, you never go back."

-Spencer Sotelo 2014.

"I went smooth sack, since I find it more comfortable when masturbating."

by nchapi July 25, 2014

Burlap Sack

A fucking sack used for kidnapping and then murder. You will never be seen again.

Pov: Where'd my sister go?

Aw fuck, the man put my sister in a burlap sack! How am I supposed to explain it to Mom? I'll be grounded!

by lex and della March 31, 2022

sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.

Why you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006

Ball-sack Vinaigrette

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.

Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

by Mr Harry Johnson May 1, 2010

Sack Tack

Sack Tack is the unfortunate male predicament when his sweaty scrotum sticks to the sides of his thighs.

Damn Tom Smith, you got some serious sack tack.

by wkb October 5, 2007