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Satan

Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN

A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offended.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
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Satanism

a tendency by western atheists to foolishly think their deserving of worship, resulting in them indulging in depravity and ruining their lives, theistic satanism is even worse, to believe that the god who created you in his image is bad and to support the literal embodiment of evil who wants to kill you
"i believe in satanism"
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Satanic Paint

Satanic Paint is a com group found by xaw on discord and by scottue33
Satanic Paint is A Scott order offshoot group.
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Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.
Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.
by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023
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Church Satanic Roblox

Church Satanic Roblox was a com group on discord spamming of child pizza and animal abuse and was banned on October 27.
by La Desca meh November 5, 2025
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Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"
"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"
by luvaddict88 March 31, 2019
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satan baby

That guuurl, is a total satan baby
by supersassysquad16 January 23, 2017
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