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by Evono November 23, 2025
Get the cutwhore mug.a tendency by western atheists to foolishly think their deserving of worship, resulting in them indulging in depravity and ruining their lives, theistic satanism is even worse, to believe that the god who created you in his image is bad and to support the literal embodiment of evil who wants to kill you
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by Evono October 8, 2025
Get the Satanism mug.Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
Get the The Wedgie Flop mug.acronym for make israel great again. official presidential policy of donald j. trump. usually used as an insult against him.
by Evono November 28, 2025
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by Evono April 16, 2025
Get the Pizza Eater mug.ALL OF THE WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA AAAAAAAAA THERE ARE WORMS IN MY EYES THEIR IN MY FUCKING EYEEEEEEEES LONG LIVEE MOTHER RUSSIAAAAA ALL OF WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA
EURASIANISM IS BEST ALL OF THE WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA AAAAA THERE ARE WORMS IN MY EYES GET THIS STRAITJACKET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Evono September 28, 2025
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