Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by Evono September 11, 2024
a trap in which a woman seduces you, invites you over to her place, then once you get inside, she says she'll go "freshen up", and after she leaves, 7 big black buff dudes emerge from hiding and rob you
by Evono February 04, 2025
I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF ZE THIRD REICH, LITTLE KNOWN FACT: ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC, YOU ARE VADER, VITH YOUR LITTLE BOOTS UND CAPE
by Evono February 04, 2025
Senator Fatima Payman: To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no Fanum Tax under the government I lead". They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!
by Evono November 02, 2024
-Y originated from the hollow knight silksong community, more specifically, the subreddit r/silksong
it started as a version of the "bait used to be believable" meme, but instead of goku, it was hornet smoking the cigarette
then it was simplified into an MS paint version
then it was turned to ascii art
then it was watered down to -Y and -I
the - is supposed to be the cigarette and the Y is supposed to be hornet
so basically, its a watered down version, of a simplified version, of a simplified version, of a variant of a meme
the -Y -I debate went HARD, people wrote POEMS about this
it started as a version of the "bait used to be believable" meme, but instead of goku, it was hornet smoking the cigarette
then it was simplified into an MS paint version
then it was turned to ascii art
then it was watered down to -Y and -I
the - is supposed to be the cigarette and the Y is supposed to be hornet
so basically, its a watered down version, of a simplified version, of a simplified version, of a variant of a meme
the -Y -I debate went HARD, people wrote POEMS about this
schizo: -Y IS THE ONLY CORRECT VERSION, -I IS JUST DELUSIONAL CONTRARIANISM
normal person: the depths of copium fueled insanity the silksong subreddit goes into i will never understand
normal person: the depths of copium fueled insanity the silksong subreddit goes into i will never understand
by Evono October 30, 2024