Evono's definitions

Eurasianism

ALL OF THE WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA AAAAAAAAA THERE ARE WORMS IN MY EYES THEIR IN MY FUCKING EYEEEEEEEES LONG LIVEE MOTHER RUSSIAAAAA ALL OF WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA

EURASIANISM IS BEST ALL OF THE WORLD IS BELONG TO MIGHTY RUSSIA AAAAA THERE ARE WORMS IN MY EYES GET THIS STRAITJACKET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Evono September 28, 2025

Pizza Eater

a pedophile, the name comes from the most common abbreviation for csam content (CP) shares the same abbreviation as cheese pizza, as such, a pedophile consumes "CP", making them a pizza eater

HES A PIZZA EATER!

by Evono April 16, 2025

The Wedgie Flop

Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"

"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."

-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water

by Evono September 11, 2024

Satanism

a tendency by western atheists to foolishly think their deserving of worship, resulting in them indulging in depravity and ruining their lives, theistic satanism is even worse, to believe that the god who created you in his image is bad and to support the literal embodiment of evil who wants to kill you

"i believe in satanism"

by Evono October 8, 2025

Honeytrap

a trap in which a woman seduces you, invites you over to her place, then once you get inside, she says she'll go "freshen up", and after she leaves, 7 big black buff dudes emerge from hiding and rob you

nah i can see a honeytrap from a mile away, im out of here

by Evono February 4, 2025

Unc Bait

thirst traps made by young women designed to attract horny middle aged men.

nah bro that shits unc bait

by Evono October 12, 2025