saftig

From the German for 'juicy'. Used to describe someone who is voluptuous or slightly overweight. Common in the Yiddish lexicon.

Nobody wants a bone but a dog. He likes his women to be saftig.

by Late Night Diva September 5, 2008

safi

A person who has an abnormally large penis and occasionaly is called by the name "FRED".

"Hay look, it is FRED(SAFI), lets go say hi, he's cooler than us!"

by Robbie's on his period again! March 30, 2009

safe blood

A term of respect in greetings, farewells or appreciation among friends or acquaintances denoting solidarity. Sometimes used loosely for those of similar race where blood stands for Brotherly Love Overcomes Oppression and Destruction. Safe stands for 'thats good'. A greeting or farewell with this term is usually syncronised with the touching of fists to reinforce the phrase, where the clenched fist represents black power.

Friend1: "Safe blood, how is your life treating you."
Friend2: "Not bad. I hope your family are well."
Friend1: "Safe blood they're good. Well anyway I got to get on this so we catch up soon."
Friend2: "Yeah safe."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

Safety Boy

A man of extreme safety. Wears parachutes and protective gear at all time in case of an emergency. Is easily aggravated by people disobeying the Laws of Safety, such as, running on side walks and jaywalking. Other offences that can occur are people with bags and purses, as there may be drugs located within the bag or purse. A Safety Boy will most likely attack that person in order to find out if there are drugs in the bag. Safety Boys have high respects for police officers unless they are shooting at Safety Boy. Notable quotes are; "Get Down On The Ground!" "Stop!... Slow..." "YOU ARE ALL UNSAFE!" " I'm Richard Nixon!" "Why I Oughta!" and "Get Outa There, Lemons!"

Safety Boys are most commonly just people who play GTA (Grand Theft Auto). The most notable and famous Safety Boy is named Lemon, hence the quote. They all have a high respect for Lemon and look up to their Safety Master.

Steve: Hey Tom, I was a total Safety Boy last night! Totally killed that Granny! She might have had drugs in her bag, so i threw a grenade at her!

Tom: That was a good call, but were you wearing a parachute?

Steve: You bet! And a helmet!

by Safety Lemon January 8, 2012

safeena

A sweet heart. But can be blunt at time. Laid back as hell. Safeena's Can party hard and are usually nerds !

Hot guy: Hey safeena how you doing?!
Safeena: Smiles.... and walks away.

Person: We should be at the party in two hours
Safeena: Well, according to my calculations....blah blah blah

Person: I need help with me homework
Safeena: I can help you !

by millibaby February 5, 2010

Safety Nap

Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.

The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.

by Pipine September 23, 2005

Safetycrat

A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.

Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.

Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.

The motto of the Safetycrat:

Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.

That Safetycrat actually believes helmets work.

by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007