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peeing in the soup

To really screw something up royally. To fuck something up totally. To make a complete shambles of some situation. In short, to screw the pooch.
Bob got caught peeing in the soup. His wife caught him fucking his secretary. She will divorce him and take every dime he ever had.
by jpeterman12 November 30, 2006
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stirring the soup

the process in which a woamns' nether-region is either rubbed, fondled, caressed, etc., etc, by either herself or another partner.
jane was getting no-where with dick's pathetic attempt at pleasing her. once gone, jane stirred her soup and went to sleep satisfied. needless to say, no dick can beat janes own stirring the soup.
by tam sing February 22, 2009
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in the soup

when your really into something or in the middle of something.
Shenquea: hey recardo come show me your gentiatails.

recardo: no way woman, im in the soup with this here video game!!!!
by baconasince July 23, 2009
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nigga soup

When u dont have much food.
or your food is in short supply.
so u take all the can goods meats or what ever u have
and throw it all in one big pot and cook it together
and hope it taste good wen u get done
what chall eatin?
man we aint got that much food
shit better make sum nigga soup
by janeasha February 29, 2008
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soup sandwitch

imagine your faviort soup between two slices of bread.A military term describing a solider or cadet that is sloppy and all fucked up.
cadet: (reports for inspection with his shirt untucked)
superiour: wtf is wrong with you cadet your a fucking soup sandwitch
by snafu19082 June 27, 2009
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grenade soup

This is when an attractive girl has gained a significant amount of poundage for no explanable reason.
God almighty! That bitch was hot last summer, but she's been eating grenade soup.
by Jon Downey September 25, 2006
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Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.
"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"
by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012
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