swamp johnnying

Placing a condom on the penis and proceeding to urinate and swing back and forth until the condom bursts.

I can not believe Aaron was swamp johnnying last night! Some mug is going to have to mop that mess up!

by Barlow & Daz February 16, 2017

swaggy wind

Wind that blows through your body when you walk with style!

Eh, your swaggy wind damn strong!

by QiHanSolo May 28, 2017

swaffy

A swaffy is the little evil pixie villain who comes to you when you smoke weed laced with an unknown hallicinagin.

The swaffy told him to run to sheriff's house naked for safety from the gun man!

by Loving_Idiotism July 1, 2017

swamp momma

A sweaty over-weight toothless woman who frequents bars late at night to prey on young unsuspecting drunk men, generally wanting to do sexual favors in return for closing time drinks. Usually behind the dumpster.

That lady is a real swamp momma, she tried to suck my dick for one last beer before closing time

by Caped hero August 17, 2017

Swamp Maggot

A term used in the south to describe a person who is completely disgusting, has no morals, continually lies and feasts off of being on a power trip or on drama. Usually speaks in lies and deception

Hey! Your boss is absolutely a Swamp Maggot!

by TheRepoGuy80 September 11, 2018

swak wookie

A noob scrub at dota

Tj you Swak wookie you really bad at this game uninstall

by Piestruggles November 2, 2018

Swamp Knuckle

A hybrid of moose knuckle and swamp crotch that can only be created in the moistet of environments.

When a woman who is sporting a predominant moose knuckle, is sitting and marinating in a humid environment or pours water on herself to cool off, creates a swamp like environment in her nether regions leading to what can only be described as swamp knuckle

by Crazy_Pumpkin December 8, 2018