When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.
by anonymous August 13, 2023

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh
by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

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by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024

The 4 stroke cycle is when you grab 2 dildos covered in shit and maggots, then deeply shove them in a woman’s cooter and mouth so she will be relaxed and can’t scream. Then you put on a Chewbacca outfit and rip her arms off and roar. Then, you release a swarm of fire ants into her cooter to eat her alive from the inside out. After she is dead, you take her bones and professionally shape them to be limb attachments. You then take the arms you ripped off her and connect them to the limb attachments. With the Bluetooth accessory you should be able to control the arms and hands with your mind. Then you pull out your dick and like an engine your stroke one hand down at a time and one hand up at a time. Then you have the four stroke cycle.
by Mrreggin October 7, 2025

I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.
by Hammy312 April 25, 2021
