Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

steam demon

It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.

Brad - Hey Nick come here!

Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!

by OG Snowstorm August 14, 2017

steam engine

You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure

Last night i gave her the steam engine

by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017

steam and go

When you ask your girl after a long night for some head.

Hey babe it's been a long day at work, Jerome was a real dick. I need to play some war hammer can I just get some steam and go?

by Cat_bug October 14, 2016

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 16, 2023

Steam Engine

Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.

Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.

by Rockkrawler March 15, 2019