stuffed shirt

A well turned out gentleman with the brains of a rocking-horse.

Although Hayden gave the impression of being a sophisticated man about town, he was in fact a complete stuffed shirt.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Skirt

An old street term for Crystal Meth.

Skirthead 1: "Hey Skirthead 2, wanna do some skirt?"

Skirthead 2: "Hell yeah Skirthead 1, rock that shit!"

by MÅDA AMORÉ April 3, 2007

skirt

A traditionally feminine garment. It's a simple tube that can either be tight-fitting or loose and draped. The length is usually anywhere from mid-thigh to floor-length..

Tight skirts can be uncomfortable or difficult to move in, and long skirts can lead to embarrassing situations if it's windy day and especially if the fabric is too lightweight.

Still, they do provide more freedom from the confinements of trousers and provide modesty if a woman must relieve herself outdoors.

Women can also wear leggings underneath skirts for warmth and/or modesty.

Until the Rennaisance, European men often wore a form of skirt, although they probably didn't concider it a skirt.

Nowadays, there's the Polynesian sarong and the Gaelic kilt for men.

by Lorelili May 13, 2005

Plaid Shirt

The Armour of hipster apparel. A popular style of shirt in the 90s grunge scene, the shirt has been resurrected to be popular amongst Indie folk and rock acts who but them from a thrift store. To catch a fully suited hipster male, he'll be wearing the aforementioned plaid shirt, a band shirt under the plaid shirt, tight jeans, chucks, and a beanie.

Of course there are various fitting pieces of armour a hipster could wear, but this is a typical suit up.

Girl: Hey, nice plaid shirt
Guy: Thanks, I got it from the thrift store down the street
Girl: Oh wow! I just blogged about that place last week.
Guy: My name is Tom

by imthatawesome October 3, 2010

shirts

Objects used, typically worn, that inhibit the actions of tanning, pimping, and being totally sweet.

Leddy, Wags, and Thach took their shirts off when some smokin' chicas came by.

by Ozone April 27, 2004

Texas t-shirt

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.

Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

skirt hunting

To hunt for skirt, and or cruise the bars looking for loose women, or women who dont have a permanent scowel on their face. Searching women wearing skirt and or showing leg and open to conversation.

Hey! what did you do last night?

I went skirt hunting with friends at the local bars, it turned out to be a pleasurable evening!

by Michael Bearden February 13, 2009