Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

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Schrimpf

Small krill from the north-eastern region of the Sierras. Dangerous alone while also powerful in numbers. Barely larger than plankton. Unusual cravings for left hand side of the Male Humans ribs. Rump-a-la-kala is usually bubbly and nice. Beaver tends to exceed safety regulations on a consistent basis. Poor Eyesight. Hot-Blooded. Gay for chick flicks. Coffee addiction's prevalent. Strengths- Ability to Love unconditionally, feminine nature, HoTT, Rump-a-licious. Weaknesses- Nose, Creases, Crevice's, Mustaches, Nail Clipping sounds, and farts, especially of the dutch variety.

Residents of the greater Tahoe basin, the Schrimpf is elusive and vaginal... usually feminine.

by Lova-Boy December 3, 2010

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scrimpin'

to be running out of something or have a low supply. As in running low on clean underwear or nearly running out of toilet paper, etc.

Dude, we gotta get groceries tomorrow, we're really scrimpin' on food.

by LibertyStreetLivin October 5, 2011

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Shrumping

sucking cum from between someones toes

They spent the night shrumping everybody in the room

by Jesus MV February 7, 2019

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Shripad

Shripad is very genuine guy and he is very much addicted to cooking. He is pure hearted with lots of love . If he love someone once he will never let go that person.

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Shrimping

1. The act of sucking someone's toes to give or recieve sexual pleasure.

2. The act of ejaculating sperm into someone's anus, and then sucking the sperm out with a straw. Without a straw, this is known as felching.

"Once that chic washed her feet, i was shrimping all night."

"I fucked that dude, came in his ass, then sucked every drop out with a straw. Man, I love shrimping!"

by CrazyJay April 20, 2009

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