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Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch
It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.
by Misha420 December 25, 2020
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Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.
Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.
by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021
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Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneousrim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.
I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.
by curt coldbain April 6, 2021
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russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.
Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.
I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.
by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
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Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022
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Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.
We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!
by celery godulus December 30, 2021
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