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A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"
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Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.
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Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster
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I am a rootitarian. I eat foods that meet my personal definition of local and sustainable. To me, that is only , for example, eating meat that I 've raise myself. Most often, I eat vegetarian when we go out to restaurants. I consider many factors when I eat. I know that every bite of food has the power to impact the land, people and communities in a positive or negative way.
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