rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.

bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

by bojackneedsabreak October 6, 2023

reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.

Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)

by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023

mail read

Having your personal business publicized; usually brings shame and embarrasment

Tiffany had her mail read in front of the entire office before she quit.

Don't make me read your mail in front of all these people!

by Tiffany Davis September 5, 2006

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

Christmas Rehab

That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.

John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.

by Lightnrg December 26, 2010

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011