Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 29, 2012

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd November 30, 2012

red kegger

A variation of a keg party, or kegger, where guests partake of box wine instead of the usual beer. Red keggers can be combined with toga parties for a real bacchanal. Red keggers have one major advantage on regular keggers, you don't have to go out and rent a keg!

Party Guest #1: Is that a box of wine I see over there?
Party Guest #2: Oh dang!
Both Guests: RED KEGGER!!!

by DJ Tickle September 26, 2006

pop a red

When a male dog get's a boner.

I was petting my dog Bruce right before I let him inside, and he decided to pop a red right in front of me.

by Optimetrics October 22, 2008

Red Wings

although it is believed to be involving oral sex it actually refers to the bloody smears on the front of the thighs and groin after having sex with a woman on her period.

"she was on the rag, but i didnt care, i learned to fly with my red wings"

by privacy blocked August 04, 2008

Red Lipstick

When a male dog's penis unsheathes, it resembles the action of someone twisting red lipstick, also because a dog's penis is red.

Dude #1: Your dog totally unsheathed on me when I pet him!

Dude #2: Well, he wanted to give you his red lipstick!

by poophed October 13, 2013

red rosy

This highly painful physical ailment occurs when one's diarrhea is so putrid and acidic that it corrodes the asshole, oftentimes causing bleeding and a red ring around the said orifice.

His awkward position while sitting was caused by his chronic case of red rosy.

by holyshiite November 10, 2010