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play-ratio

The ratio between amount of play (any type of sexual relation) and opportunities to get play fumbled. This number is often uncalculatable and must be positive. Used typically, as an indicator of a man's sexual fitness, although it could circumstantially apply to a woman.
Wow, I missed Sarah's "you up" text, my play-ratio is at an all time low. Why did I have to kill her?
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness
I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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Garnishable Ratio

The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.

Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?

Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.

Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
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Fantastic Ratio

The ideal ratio of females to males in a super team. Generally 20% to 25% females to males. Based on the Fantastic Four created by Stan Lee. Phrase coined by Ethan Van Sciver.
"Why is The JACK Show so good?" Shane
"Because they use the fantastic ratio" Yanzi
by Perth Comics August 3, 2022
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Lara Raso

Your as hot a Lara Raso
by coolgirl943 August 3, 2022
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Natural Ratio

When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.
Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
by TheRandomGuy_BD August 4, 2022
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Tattoo Ratio

A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
by WordOfTheDay83 January 19, 2023
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