PC Master Race

PC Gamers that believe that PC is the superior and call console players "Peasants"

Console Player: Do you have Xbox 360 or Playstation 3?
PC Master Race Gamer: Neither, I'm from PC Master Race

by anonymous November 12, 2016

race against time

the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unanticipated sexual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-dick or complete flaccidity

"I thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and shit. I could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best."

by southshore August 19, 2007

Three-Legged Race

The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.

There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.

by GPM415 September 21, 2011

Austrian Sack Race

The object of grabbing two or more persons' scrotum aggressively while a third party member masturbates to said event.

Oh dude, I had the best Austrian Sack Race the other day, it hurt so good.

by Whateverthefucker December 29, 2010

Brizillian Drag Racing

The game of race shaving your pubes with mutual friends. Usually brought about by consuming multiple budweisers. The winner finishes shaving first. If a tie, the winner is whoever has less cuts on their genitalia.

So me and bobby are about to brizillian drag race; you in?

Brizillian drag racing was definetly a bad idea last night.

by mxmatt612 June 9, 2011

PC Master Race

The term was coined satirically, but (un)surprisingly it's become a real circlejerk on Reddit.

A bunch of children who believe themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened simply because they begged their parents to buy them a $1000 graphics card.

Building a PC is not mentally challenging and if you think it is, then you, my friend, are among the "peasants".

Common PC Master Race posts:

"DAE consoles suck?!??!?!!???!!!11!!one"

"muh gtx 1080!"

"Intel i7 or go home"

"I'm a virgin, but I have enough RAM to fuck multiple girls at once"

"I'll probably get mine watercooled"

"Is it strange that I jerk off to my graphics card?"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 26, 2016

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006