The Price Is On The Can

A saying from the last TV show Atlanta referring to Arizona iced tea cans having the 99 cent price on the can.

1.49? But the price is on the can tho.
The price is on the can tho.

by Jimithy johnston May 17, 2022

Due Process

this is nothing but an escape clause in all legal proceedings so criminals have an absolute guaranteed way out of all crimes if they know how to work the system...with this technology and new age everything could be instant and this is why it's not. because no one would get away and criminals are ruling the world...you can't start no business without lots of blood money. and cheap workers or slave workers who you don't have to pay. thats why little business new small business can't ever succeed legitimately

Due process and the court system so faulty every innocent person who try to go through all this would get lock up no matter how good they are. forever too

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

Cash price

This originates from the days of the gold standard when "cash money" meant gold or silver, which holds intrinsic value as opposed to paper currency. By today's standards however It does not necessarily mean payment must be made in tangible form. Generally the term refers to the price paid up front for goods or services without any delays or caveats. A cash price is often less than the vendor's initial asking price in order to facilitate a quick sale.

"It is in really good condition. I'm only selling as I need some money right now".

"OK so what's your cash price?"

by Crazfulla June 30, 2022

Sensory Processes

Sometimes you see something on social media and just want to do a goofy one with it.

Go on. Make your one joke. I don't even care!

This post is a trap to make everyone say the same unfunny joke at once.

Sensory Processes are a group of strange little creatures drawn by horror artist Trevor Henderson, who was inspired to make them by an unorthodox illustration in a textbook. They work together in a pack and each of them have one of the five main senses that they use to coordinate. Their intention and origins are currently unknown.

Appearances

Sensory Processes all depict small, bipedal hairless beings with red skin and two short legs. They have a simple smooth oval shape with no discernible head, body, hands, or feet. Their short legs simply end in nubs. Their skin appears to be somewhat leathery in texture, but also seems to be covered in a thin layer of a reflective substance.

While all five of the creatures look the mostly same, their main distinction lies in what could only be described as their ‘faces’, which contain a single enlarged version of a human-like sensory organ in the middle. Each creature has a different organ, making up the five main senses that most people first learn about. These sensory organs also seem to have slightly more orange skin than the rest of the bodies.

Sensory Processes Is in Trevor Henderson

by Your bob August 31, 2022

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

Rontaisha price

A sexxy ass Mf who is loved once you get to know her. But she is constantly being treated wrong by people through out her life. But one day they will all regret doing it when she switch’s her mind set and becomes the threat that so know will put her down again. She is loyal, friendly ( but do not take for granted), funny, goofy, and loves Roblox as well as Music. ( Rod Wave )
She will one day be successful in life and be one of the most wealthiest people in the world.

And she is also married to a dude named Stephan.

Oh shi there go Rontaisha fine ass.
Wow Rontaisha has nice clear Skin.
Thanks Rontaisha your the best person in the world.
Rontaisha Price loves listing to Rod Wave.

by C4drako September 30, 2022

Alan Price

Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.

Did you know that Alan Price was in The Animals?

Alan Price's solo career peaked in 1966.

by hailey1028 October 17, 2022