pretty firm

referencing a private sale of a personal item online via. Kijiji, Craigslist, Letgo, Facebook, AutoTrader, etc. (1) Statement of desirability in fluctuation of price or lack-there-of. (2) Truthful meaning is “firm” however the seller doesn’t want to sound rude; adding “pretty” allows the seller to set their price, but will politely reject offers below asking. (3) The item in question is priced at the sellers lowest acceptable amount in hopes of a quick sale; the offer stands and will most likely not be haggled or bargained to anything less. (4) An overall “nice guy” will use this term to avoid conflict on the internet because he/she wants to maintain the appearance of being a genuine person to potential buyers who still offer less than asking price.

“2008 ATV for sale. Mint Condition. $2000 - price is pretty firm.”
“Hey man, $1800 cash tonight I’ll pick it up”
“Sorry, not quite what I’m looking for”

as opposed too...

“2008 ATV for sale. Mint Condition. $2000 firm.”
“Hey man, $1800 cash tonight I’ll pick it up”
“What the f*ck does the ad say? $2000 or $1800?”

by ninety7 February 25, 2018

prettiest person ever

natalie

‘britney’s girlfriend, natalie, is the prettiest person ever,’

by natalies girlfriend July 26, 2021

pretty boy

bradley simpson

if your name is bradley simpson and you’re a member of the vamps then you’re a pretty boy

by bethyyy July 15, 2022

Smell Pretties

A way to say the type of cologne or perfume someone chooses to wear that smells good

I put on my smell pretties before I went to the club to attact the ladies

by B-Love69 October 16, 2007

Two pretty best friends

Something you and i will never see.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of the gotta be ugly.

by pologee November 8, 2020

katelyn prettybird

An amazing co owner and best friend of mine. She's hilarious, sweet, amazing and overall a great person to be friends with! I appreciate everything you done for me and how long you've been stuck with me :D

(If you don't know who this person is, then you won't get the joke down below)

Noodles: "Who's Katelyn Prettybird?"
Lin: The co owner and one of your friends, Noodles.

by themainlin October 7, 2020

Peetty

A cross between cute and pretty.

That little girl is realy Peetty.

by Cartaya November 25, 2006