pole smogger

One who sucks dick.

Quinn is such a pole smogger.

by Ar033 July 23, 2017

Glad Pole

A euphemism for a penis.

Mark presented his glad pole to Ruth and she promptly took him to the bone zone.

by Markus_Aurelius22 June 17, 2022

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

Pole Class

Selling handjobs while wearing elbow-length white satin gloves.

Had my first pole class tonight and it totally kicked my butt!

by literate_white_trash April 24, 2015

pole milk

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018