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A person upon whom other people fart.
Michael is my fart pole cuz I fart on him all the time.
by Doncy September 25, 2006
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A pole normally found in a public place where people can break wind and compare notes.

The fart pole in hyde park is particularly fragrant today.
by Monkey McTavish June 19, 2006
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