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schoolboy piss

When an adult male uses a public urinal, but drops his trousers and pants to the floor, revaling his bare arse.
Did you see my mate Jacob in the toilets, pants at his ankles! A schoolboy piss master if I say so myself. Shall we get a drink?
by _The_GP December 20, 2018
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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
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Dick piss

When you have to piss so bad that you feel it about to leak out of your dick.
Dude I had a raging case of dick piss on my road trip last week.
by Urmomgay4liyfebruh69 September 7, 2019
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Piss Circle

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!
Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro
by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019
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Piss Digit

Nick enjoys fellating piss digits.
by TherealPissDigit April 20, 2015
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Piss-elated

The feeling of joy or elation felt after finally getting to pee after being in a car for a long time.
After having 2 Arizona teas, and driving for 3 hours, Jenna was so Piss-elated when she finally stopped on the thruway to get gas!
by mermaid_face May 28, 2013
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