pinched

a potential suitor trying to tell you that you are pretty.

you looked pinched tonight

by hbuanonymous69 March 29, 2017

Dirty Poncho

the act of shitting (preferably diarrhea) on ones head; therfore leaving the person with a "dirty poncho"

guy: "I just gave my girlfriend a dirty poncho."

friend: SWEET!

by sirsmokebudzalot September 1, 2011

pound to a pinch of shit

UK: A pretty good bet that something is going to happen.

Pound = UK money.

I'll bet you a pound to a pinch of shit that its raining when we get back of holiday.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

Loaf Pinching

Verb: To shit

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"

by Tylerscott May 14, 2009

crab pinch

When your at the beach and you nut in your chicks eye she turns around to only see a crab and then you shuv it up her pussy wait till there is many pinches in the pussy canal and then stick your long ass dick in the recently disturbed pussy.

I gave 3 of my side chicks a crab pinch the other day

by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016

in a pinch

to fuck someone who is nasty! to eat her pussy instead of being celibate! you last resort to get box!

I would fuck her "in a pinch" 3 states away!

by ben-wah April 4, 2003

pinch

grabbing crack

hand me a pinch

by dilpgh May 4, 2003