piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

off piste

skiing term meaning "off the beaten track"; it's more exciting and dangerous to ski where the snow hasn't been compacted by multiple other skiers.

Paul McCartney said, “I like Carnival of Lights because it's The Beatles free, going off piste." (BBC quote)

by DrMcK December 9, 2008

a pot to piss in

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.

He doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Tj080275 June 13, 2019

butt pee or ass piss

Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.

Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.

by Big-Z™ October 20, 2005

Pistanthrophobia

Fear of trusting someone.

After we finished arguing with each other, he told me all the lies that he's been saying. From that point on, I have a pistanthrophobia.

by Safah December 9, 2008

Pisstard

Term used to show comtempt to flaming idiots

You damn pisstard!

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

piss whistle

An unpleasant person.

Influenza wouldn't dare go near that fucking piss whistle.

by themilkofothers March 31, 2016