Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

peter sweeny

Peter Sweeny is a man described by many as a Stewart Little esk with a hint of faggotry. He is a man who enjoys the hobby of chugging cock and cum guzzling. He takes a hourly 6.9 cocks, and has a Guinness world record for taking the fattest chode in the world, orally.

Oh my god, she took that cock like a Peter Sweeny.

by Johnny Simps January 31, 2020

peter oxlee

a ranging ranga who identifies as a sexual frustrated toaster.

" i saw an oxlee the other day"
" like a peter oxlee?"
" yeah it was pretty rough."
"not as rough as my dick"
" ay cunt"

by xSexybean123x September 30, 2016

taylor and peter

cutest couple in the universe, they go together too well, bith very cool and lit.

that couple is so cute they look like a taylor and peter

by brianislitt July 19, 2016

Putrid Peter

When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole

I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter

by Real slang234 September 23, 2022

Peter McGlashan

A fat, smelly, peg legged thing that likes a kebab accompanied with a JD and coke.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003