Piloning

Piloning is when a person is walking in a busy setting and stops dead in their tracks, no matter where they are to look at their phone, send a text, take a call. They don't move to the side, nor do they care for anyone behind them, next to them, or trying to get by. This behaviour often causes pedestrian sidewalk rage and should be avoided!

The act of piloning happens when people stop suddenly on a busy sidewalk to use their phone without any regard for people behind them, next to them or those trying to get by

by Mis_cyn November 21, 2024

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pirotesak

The dumbest person in the room

Man, that guy is such a pirotesak

by Rennicus January 29, 2025

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Pilt back

When you're sooooo messed up looking. When you look like the person who homeless people give money to.

I look so pilt back. Homeless people are throwing change at me.

by BlazenKazen February 11, 2026

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Picotalk

The act of speaking or thinking at such an extreme, high-frequency velocity that the ideas are quantumly small and nearly impossible for the average human brain to process. It is the verbal equivalent of a particle accelerator; thoughts are moving so fast they become "pico" (one trillionth) in size.

Often occurs when someone is:
Suffering from a caffeine-induced "god-complex."

Deep in a hyper-fixation spiral where the mouth can’t keep up with the brain's 10,000 FPS (frames per second) output.

Sharing an idea so niche and microscopic that it exists only in the subatomic layers of their own mind.

“I tried to ask Jeff what he wanted for lunch, but he went into a full Picotalk session about the socio-economics of ant colonies and the quantum physics of sourdough. I didn’t hear a single word, but I’m pretty sure he’s a genius now.”

by RECTACK February 14, 2026

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