Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Portland Organ

When two, or more, hipsters go down on each other and scream as they both realize they have aids because they have not used contraceptive for the past 14 years.

"Bro, I walked into a local coffee shop and saw the nastiest Portland Organ!"

by The Wall Breakers September 3, 2016

phallic organ

another, more antiquated, but more appropriate name fora guy's penis

if you don't know that it's both your cajones as well as the accompanying phallic organ that are being removed when you are castrated or emasculated, you have a problem.

by Sexydimma January 31, 2017

live organ harvesting

The action of removing one's organs while they are alive, using no anesthesia.

"Did you hear about the live organ harvesting situation in China? "
"Yeah, I want to vomit every time i hear about it."

by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

midnight organ fight

The act of having sex, battling with your sex organs

So my girlfriend challenged me to a midnight organ fight... I came on top.

by TheReal2:23 August 11, 2017

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

by GayPotato October 18, 2017