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Noodlemantaro

The elusive master of Ninjitsu and Noodle-war.
Noodlemantaro uses a variety of noodle foods as weapons, and can often be seen swooning over Heather from Silent Hill.
Noodlemantaro often comes out of his battles as the victor, although I heard once that some guy named Christetzuken beat him up...

When Noodlemantaro is not fighting crime... and not swooning over Heather, he can be found in his neat and tidy room (Or Noodle-Lair), eating a bowl of noodles, and playing some Grade-A video game.

Noodlemantaro's true identity is not known, but there are rumours floating around that his first name is something really goofy that starts with an L, and that is why he decided to disguise himself.

Noodlemantaro has possession of a small, dragon-like sculpture which he calls Bahamut. This may be the source of his awesome power.
Noodlemantaro was trained by the wise old Noodle-Sage from a young age. Noodlemantaro seeks revenge upon the one who killed his Noodle-Sage Sensei, and won't stop until he finds the killer.
by Therindos July 16, 2008
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Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.
Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."
by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008
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Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010
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Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
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Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
by gmansand October 29, 2010
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noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex
"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"
by PhilYoon November 3, 2011
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noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .
Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."
by Nanersification December 17, 2011
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