A night in which friends gather together and get so crunk that after the partying, all they can physically do is sit on the couch like a grandma and rock back and forth.
Mike, Jordan, Zach, Robert, and Matt had a grandma night last night with a bottle of Vladimir. Zach passed out first. He was such a grandma.
by prohighfiver June 28, 2010
Get the Grandma Night mug.1. A cartoonish character race drawn into Blizzard's MMORPG "World of Warcraft" whose females are designed to dance as lewdly as possible without provoking the censors, so that barely pubescent and undersexed teenage boys have something to spank off to without mom finding porn in their internet browser history.
2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.
3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.
4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
2. As above, except it is used by middle-aged, pot-bellied, unwashed, disgusting men to garner in-game favors in the form of money, items, help, etc., by dancing and/or flirting with the aforementioned undersex boys who think they're actually having cybersex with a woman.
3. As above, except it is used by horny single males to elicit cybersex, since they figure any sex at all is better than taking Mary Palmer and her five sisters to give the pink mustang a spit shine again.
4. As above, but in this case it is actually used by a female; said female is either ugly but thinks she's a beauty queen "inside," or else she is decent looking but has her wiring crossed and needs to be avoided at all costs. In the former case, said female tries to convince anything that even suggests it is a male that will support her that she looks "just like her character" in order to try to establish a real-life relationship based on cybersex and 50,000 pages of prefabricated bullshit. In the latter case, where said female may actually be as "good looking" as the cartoonish figure suggests, she uses it as a trap for unsuspecting males whose dicks override their judgment and think that if it looks good and wants to fuck, personality doesn't matter.
1. Dude, my night elf chick is so hot, I would totally fuck her brains out if she was real OMGZ.
2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink
3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?
4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
2. Yeah, I look a lot like my character, just without the eyebrows. ;-) If you help me get some clothes, I'll take em off for you and do a little dance. /wink
3. What?! You're a guy in real life?? Oh well that works out then, since I'm not...wanna cyber?
4. I met this totally hot night elf in World of Warcraft over the summer, and she's coming to live with me next month. She's had 10 boyfriends in the last 2 years and lived with every one of them, but I'm sure if she's good looking enough the 6 kids she's bringing won't be an issue.
by Just Another Guy December 3, 2004
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An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.
"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015
Get the Night Auditor mug.'She's just sixteen years old, leave her alone they say. Seperated by fools who don't know what love is yet. But I want you to know that if I could fly I'd pick you up, I'd take you into the night and show you a love... like you've never seen... never seen'
by mannondale May 14, 2009
Get the into the night mug.Bro-night is a night when a group of male friends get together to do something in the intentional absence of women.
This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
This is typically undertaken by a group of friends who are all in committed relationships, and wish to get away from womanly things, and eat pizza with their dude friends.
P1: Hey fella's bro-night is this tuesday, ditch ya bitch and come get some pizza.
P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.
P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.
P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!
P1: Bro nght!
P2: Bro night!
P2: Uh sorry guys, I have to go to bed bath and beyond with my girl so we can pick up some lavender bath soap.
P3: Fuck that shit dude, bro-night is man-datory. You'll be there, and you'll be drinking fucking whiskey.
P2: You knnow what? Fuck yeah, I'll be there! Bro night!
P1: Bro nght!
P2: Bro night!
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