I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

this needed to be said

WHEN YOURE WRITING A THING ON URBAN DICTIONARY STOP CALLING PEOPLE SEXY ITS SO CREEPY LIKE SHUT UP U STUPID FUCKING BITCH UR PROBABLY AN OLD MAN WHO CALLS THINGS SEXY FOR NO REASON LIKE PLEASE GO DIE

sorry yall but this needed to be said

by bestie baes April 21, 2021

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

plagg_needscamanbert

The best mutual on tiktok

Plagg_needscamanbert wife’s name is tikki.

by anonymous August 5, 2021

I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

plagg_needscamanbert

A cool tiktoker that turns every mlb character into ed sheeran

Look at Plagg_needscamanbert they turned Chloe into ed sheeran!

by Updeek August 17, 2021

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021