MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song

Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"

by Pan face April 25, 2022

mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain

Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?

by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022

Mushrooming

Is the act of gathering fungi.

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.

by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022

Mushroom tonguer

Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you

Out n about

1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by

2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer

by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022

Mushroom queen

A woman who appears to have a familiar relationship with the heads of penises, the penis resembling a mushroom

You know Diane? She’s been with 4 guys this week, she’s the mushroom queen

by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022

Mushroom black

The act of defying physics, by blackening a blue ballers eye with the head of the penis.

She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022