Purple Monster

1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.

1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!

by chavi December 28, 2005

Monster Energy

The drink of Kyles...

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.

by Wiener Drizzling August 5, 2019

Sexy Hoe Monster

A nice ass compliment fo yo fly ass bitch.

Wow bitch you is a Sexy Hoe Monster.

by Luner Beef February 17, 2008

Vagina Monster

A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.

-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."

by PolaroidBear September 30, 2010

Anal Monster

A-nil Mon-stir. Phrase describing a woman slut who loves to have the cock placed in her asshole.

Catherine Zeta Jones took my cock in her ass like a champion. Shes an Anal Monster.

by WackBag December 4, 2005

Monster Ass Monster

When you have a huge ass and your ass is eating your pants exposing your crack.

when big ol' aunt sally came over last Christmas she had a Monster Ass Monster

by frosty8 June 25, 2008

fame monster

a monstrous sinful obsession and the unrepentant pleasure it brings.

can be used as in general; "girl were fame monsters" meaning loving every sinfully delicious aspect of life.

inspired by Lady Gaga's explanation on her CD 'The Fame Monster'

"that girl is a total fame monster over sex"

"when it comes to drinking I'm a complete fame monster"

""girl were fame monsters" "

by lunapen12 December 6, 2009