milfsandpepsifanclub

milfsandpepsifanclub is a tiktok account created and ran by cam, from scotland. cam is an amazing person and i love them so much. they are so amazing at everything. they often go live on tiktok, and the most frequent question asked is ‘what are your pronouns’, which cam often replies ‘i dont believe in pronouns’. they have red hair and often wear eyeliner. their account grew exponentially within the first few days of making it their main. they also have a private story which is amazing to watch, and a privilege to be added to.

‘i dont like pepsi’ - a hater
‘i will murder you’ - milfsandpepsifanclub

by CateSuperstar June 28, 2021

milfeltoe

MILF + Cameltoe = Milfeltoe

Middle aged women in Yoga pants rock some serious milfeltoe

by bobdowCA February 23, 2012

Miles Merkley

An Extremely Sexy guy who the ladies cannot resist. A person whose imperfections you know and can live with. A person who "wants" to make you happy. A person you can be totally yourself with. A person who laughs at the same things and gets your sense of humor. A person you trust to take care of you if and when you need it. I've found that person and he has to love you when you're mean, ugly, and unlovabe because he knows you love him and these are your imperfections that he can live with. And his name is Miles Merkley. You cannot match his swag.

1. "Hey do you know that kid over there?"
"Where?" (Person looks and melts) "That's Miles Merkley...

2. "Who's that sexy guy over there?"
"I can't look, he's too sexy"

by KendallJenner November 8, 2012

milfecta

A threesome with two attractive mothers otherwise known as milfs.

l had a milfecta with those two chicks from the bar last night. It was awesome!

by CriminalCapone And Edian October 18, 2012

milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date

wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

milf-nip

The term milf-nip describes a guy that has rugged features, but still maintains a cute, innocent look that makes older women feel compelled to corrupt him or treat him like a son, albeit in a sexual way. He is the milf version of catnip. This adorably manly aura also has similar effect on women his own age.

He looks like a nice piece of milf-nip; I just want to tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead and then fuck his innocence away.

by the agitator August 26, 2013

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013