Mildred Motz

A dead person, buried in Sugar Grove, Pennsylvania, the love of my life.

Mildred Motz lived 1916 - 1937.

by Wexel November 19, 2010

Milf Boobed

The experience on Facebook when you send a private Facebook gift to someone and you find out that all your friends see it in your Facebook status.

I was Milf Boobed! I sent a joke gift on Facebook of image of a lady with big boobs and the title was Milf Boobs and I didn't realize that everyone in my friend list would see it.

by pboob March 19, 2009

Black and Mild

When a man's face is level with a womans butt, and the man pries a womans butt hole open by clamps on opposite walls pulling each butt cheek in opposite directions, and inserting a lit Black & Mild of your choice into the rim of her butt hole and taking a puff. And to continue the night smoking through her anal cavity.

I dun just gave that shawty the black and mild, cream flavored mufooka

by WeInThatA%& November 21, 2010

Wanna Be MILF

A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse surfing the web for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs professional help. Unfortunately, the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.

The wanna be MILF is jealous because Ben has a new girlfriend.

The wanna be MILF insisted she looked like Jessica Alba when in fact, she looked more like Theodore from the chipmunks.

by Don't wanna be a wanna be MILF when I grow up December 15, 2008

Mega milf

Mary jo ford md aka DAkotas Mom aka the original milf

"dude i hit on dakotas mom on the way to venice " " SHES A mega MILF"

by the real mclovin69 May 9, 2009

milda

One of the whoriest people alive. Has to have sex at least 3 times a week. Will steal your boyfriend if she thinks you are better than she is.

My boyfriend left me for a Milda! Whyyyy.

by Word2urmom January 13, 2008

mild autism

An illnes caused by watching Mlp, likes furrys or wears fedoras.

Dude you like furrys?I think you got mild autism.

by pussy-deztroyer May 25, 2016